Tuesday, 19 October 2010

Editorial

i'm updating BLOG now
10:11 Tom: don't do this conversation, it's a bit shit
me: there's one chat which is just you saying 'brup'
i'm putting that up
Tom: please don't put literally every chat we've ever had up
me: fine
Tom: email me the ones you're going to put up before you put them up
10:12 i want to check i'm not slagging off someone i shouldn't be
me: we slag indie people off a lot in this chat i'm reading
Tom: ok, well don't put it up
me: maybe i'll edit that out
Tom: forward me the chats you're thinking of sticking up first though
10:13 or just tell me which ones, i've got them saved in my inbox too
hang on, we haven't done any album reviews since the kanye one
they've got to have album reviews, we're nothing without the album reviews
me: we chat about raw power in this old chat
Tom: ah ok
10:14 me: and sun kil moon
10:16 Tom: where do we slag indie people off?
me: jeff-buckley a-likes
Tom: nah, that's alright, surely?
me: then banning a capella
Tom: surely they're not that sensitive
me: hmm
Tom: fuck, they doesn't have a sense of humour about themselves actually
10:17 ^^^^ that's slagging them off
me: i'm gonna write (poor indie peeps) after our slagging off
that way it means we were joking
10:18 Tom: or "we love them really"
me: yeah, i'll put that
just touching up the banter pre-publication atm
10:19 Tom: can i have the right to ask you to delete a post if i don't like it
me: yeah
Tom: cheers
10:24 me: deleting some of the bits where we lol at links
Tom: haha
did you watch the lovejoy ad?
me: yeah
it was amazing
Tom: it was on during x factor too
10:25 me: you love x factor
Tom: i don't really know what to say to that
10:26 me: just that you do
there's no shame in it
Tom: there is
me: you and 16million others
10:27 what shall we rate on this latest blog post?
Tom: do we need to have a conversation?
as in, do we need to pick an album and rate it?
what about raw power?
GOOD
10:28 me: that'll do
is it by iggy and the stooges?
i think it is..
10:29 Tom: yep
me: nice
Tom: the arrogant bastard got rid of his band then formed a new one with his name before the band name
10:30 me: lol he rocks
10:32 PUBLISHED!
PUBLISHED!
PUBLISHED!
10:34 Tom: you never said "that raw power gig was pretty raw"
stalin-esque revisionism, right there
me: lol
i'm making it flow better
10:35 Tom: very good
me: i completely made up the ending as well
but it sounds like we could have said it
perfect
10:36 Tom: lol i like your made up sign off
me: it's the kind of thing i would write, had we not talked about budget cuts and not going to mf doom
Tom: haha
10:37 me: you're lucky i'm a good editor
like the guy from editors
Tom: fuck forgot about editors
they turned very shit very quickly
10:41 me: standard like interpol
Tom: i don't think the new album's too bad actually
i've changed my mind
me: nah it's shit
Tom: but what the fuck do i know, i don't know who mike pickering is
10:42 me: M peeps
Tom: true
me: anyway gotta woooork
Tom: cool
me: cos otherwise i have to work later, when i want to not work
Tom: yeah i know what you mean
me: chat l8r tho
10:43 Tom: def
laterz
me: see ya

VERDICT:

THE BACK ROOM by EDITORS: good
EVERYTHING ELSE EVER MADE by EDITORS: NOT SO GOOD


Raw Pasta

me: yo man
Tom: hey
sup
me: borrrrred
16:36 trying to come up with my perfect pub
wanna go into business with me?
Tom: sure why not
me: nice
it's gonna be in chiswick, have log fires, large garden and a fine selection of ales and scotch
16:37 as well as comfy seating and nice rugs
Tom: can there be a film quiz fatbox thing?
16:38 me: there will def be an amazing pub quiz
Tom: yeah but i want a fatbox
me: hmm maybe
i also want comedy and acoustic jazz
maybe not the jazz
Tom: yeah the jazz is a dealbreaker for me
16:39 me: maybe i'll just have ella and louis playing during winter
Tom: that's alright
live jazz can do one though
me: yeah ok
16:40 we can have jeff buckley-alikes playing on thursdays or something
16:41 Tom: haha
me: although a capella is banned
16:42 Tom: what about that awesome album version of back ii life
me: i also want molton brown in the toilets and dyson airblades
not even that
Tom: dyson airblades are a definite yes, or the really powerful things they have in wembley stadium
me: also i want an old fashioned barbers inside the pub
16:43 offering 2 quid cut-throat razor shaves
Tom: how big is this pub?
me: pretty large
16:44 Tom: sounds huge
me: large enough to have a balcony around the top where me and you can look down and observe goings on
Tom: can we piss on everyone?
me: nah just smoke cigars and scowl
16:45 Tom: but what if i need a piss?
me: go toilet, it's got a fucking airblade
Tom: oh yeah, good call
entice people into the toilet with the airblade to stop them pissing on other people
clever
me: it's the main reason they exist
16:46 Tom: brief detour away from this for a second
have you seen that pasta ad with tim lovejoy?
me: no..
16:48 me: don't have sound
but looks FUNNY
Tom: anyway
me: i want to see the stooges again
that raw power gig was pretty raw
16:49 Tom: it was
best i've seen them
i like the stooges
their singer is funny
me: it's their best album
Tom: it's the best album
16:50 me: what
Tom: what
me: hmm
16:51
Tom: i didn't realise kaiser chiefs are actually named so because lucas radebe played for kaizer chiefs
16:57 me: yeah man
it was a clever reference
Tom: it was, but it was cleverererer when i thought you'd just found that out yourself, rather than it being the publicised reason behind their name
me: oh
:(
16:58
me: you heard admiral fell promises btw?
it's well bloody good
Tom: who's it by?
me: sun kil moon
Tom: oh right
no
16:59 i'll spotify it later though
me: get it, it's brilliant
Tom: i like ghosts of the highway or whatever it's called, that's pretty much the only sun kil moon i have
i like the red house painters though
their name's a bit like the red hot chili peppers, if you squint
17:00 me: lol
oh tiny cities is a good one too
Tom: cool, i'll check it out
me: its all modest mouse covers
Tom: sounds shit, i have to say
will give it a listen though
17:01 me: does this count as rating an album btw?
Tom: yeah why not
17:08 me: niiiice

VERDICT:

RAW POWER by IGGY AND THE STOOGES: GOOD

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Genghis Kanye

me: added the new post
Tom: quality
14:57 excellent lucas radebe reference
very clever
me: cheers man
i love blogging
Tom: me too
so inane
14:58 me: inane in the membrane
14:59 Tom: cypress hill III temples of boom is a definite not so good
me: never heard it
i've only got the best of
lol@me
Tom: it's their third album, it's shit
15:00 me: has it got rock superstar on it?
Tom: nah that was much later
15:01 me: that sucked
Tom: yep
me: our blog's a bit self-important
15:02 Tom: most blogs are pretty self important
15:03 me: oh btw
how do you feel about adding a new category
'Alright'
?
Tom: alright
me: nice!
Tom: yes!
15:04 me: anything by bob dylan - 'alright'
Tom: hark at you
15:05 me: what does hark mean
Tom: listen
as in hark the herald angels sing
15:06 me: yeah..
jesus wrote some awesome tracks init
Tom: god showed him the way because the devil tried to break him down
me: brilliant
15:07 Tom: kanye west 808s and heartbreak - not so good
me: i like it
i like autotune
15:08 its good for walking around to
Tom: so is d'you know what i mean by oasis
doesn't make it good
fine
late registration
GOOD
15:09 me: agreed
Tom: CONSENSUS
me: mental

VERDICT:

LATE REGISTRATION by KANYE WEST: GOOD

Lucas Radebe played for Leeds

Tom: link to blog please
you'll love it
14:36 Tom: lol blogging the entire conversation is a little extreme
me: nah it's a bare analytical conversation
Tom: some of it's really embarrassing
14:37 funny though
it's very postmodern
me: it's very meta
Tom: ha meta
14:38 me: i wonder if anyone got the reference to 'towel/intro' in the blog title
aka MY DEBUT (and only) SINGLE
/TRACK
Tom: what?
me: when i made a rap
bout my towel
Tom: when the fuck did you make a rap about your towel
14:39 me: at uni, i made a rap about having a shower, then realising i'd forgotten my towel, then having to run back to my room naked
probably would have made it onto me against the world
14:40 Tom: seen
me: so you like the blog layout then?
Tom: yeah it's good
i like how mundane it is, it has a certain charm
me: lol
what should our next album be?
14:41 we should do a 'not so good'
for balance
Tom: i suggested the last one, you come up with one
agreed
me: kaiser chiefs - employment
Tom: couple of good singles, otherwise a mountain of shit
definite 'not so good'
14:42 me: i don't even like the good singles
they grate
Tom: i like when leeds united fans sing OH MY GOD WE CAN'T BELIEVE IT WE'VE NEVER PLAYED THIS WELL AWAY FROM HOME
leeds are twats
me: that is quite good though
14:43 Tom: yeah
dirty leeds
me: why do you hate leeds?
Tom: because they're dirty leeds
everyone hates leeds
me: true
14:44 is that where kaiser chiefs are from?
Tom: yeah
they performed at elland road
me: maybe the album should be NOT SO GOOD in that case?
14:45 Tom: nah, i reckon i predict a riot is decent enough to save it from the caps lock
'not so good' from me
although slagging off the kaiser chiefs is like shooting fish in a barrel
14:46 me: so is liking radiohead though, and plenty of people do that
Tom: plenty of people voted for the nazis
NAZI ARGUMENT
14:47 me: i think that means you win
Tom: hitler was a leeds fan, like the bloke from the stereophonics
me: i'm leaning towards the caps lock again
Tom: fine
14:48 there's a limit to how much i care about this
caps lock away
me: sweet

VERDICT:

EMPLOYMENT by KAISER CHIEFS: NOT SO GOOD

Trowel/Intro

Tom: yo
how's the blog going?
12:33 me: not done nuffink init
Tom: not even an introductory post?
poor
12:34 me: you said we'd do it together
and you weren't around yesterday
Tom: yeah i know
i'm equally to blame
12:35 me: good good
12:36 Tom: what's our first post going to be about?
me: hmm
you got any ideas?
Tom: it has to be a little off the wall
a blog talking about how good slanted and enchanted is isn't very interesting
12:37 me: true
GOOD
Tom: haha
12:38 let's do something from the 70s
like thick as a brick by jethro tull
"good"
oooh, got one
12:39 lodger by david bowie
we both like that album and most people seem to hate it
me: good shout - let's 'GOOD' it
Tom: nah man
that can only be pulled out for the exceptional ones
like clear spot by captain beefheart
or me against the world
12:40 me: i thought you didn't like tupac a couple of weeks ago?
Tom: i was talking about how much i loved that album the other day!
i'm not a huge 2pac fan
still like him though
12:41 me: i think he's well good
Tom: great rapper, for sure
just not a huge fan
me: fair
12:42 we should copy and paste our conversations alongside the rating
Tom: yeah alright
show the level of analysis we go into
let's discuss lodger then
i like dj
therefore album = good
12:43 me: great track
so cutting
fuck you chris evans
12:45 Tom: i like the last bit, the bit what goes I've got believers
I've got believers
I've got believers in me
I've got believers
I am a D.J., I am what I play
I am a D.J.
me: so true
its what nick clegg sings to himself
just another lie, nick, just another lie
Tom: CLEGG WE CAN'T
12:46 maybe on the blog we can make a reference to the milibands being in the steve miller band
me: or william hague being in genesis
12:47 Tom: /the teletubbies
me: /close encounters
Tom: /the cabinet
me: LOL
right goin lunch
we'll blog this PM
Tom: byee x
me: x

VERDICT:

LODGER by DAVID BOWIE: Good